Diamond Geezer in a glass
In special Jubilee Weekend colours!
London Pride
Diamond Geezer in a glass
Rule Britania
Vital Statistics:
Creator: Fuller, Smith & Turner
Style: Classic British Ale
Strength: 4.1% ABV (draught) – 4.7% ABV
(bottled)
AI Value:* 5
Killer App: Turns shopkeepers into empire
builders
Medicinal Qualities: In trials, 10 out of 10 patients
said yes!
Tasting notes: The more, the merrier..
..a Capital Session Beer!
Grey Scale Rating:** Platinum
Wt Relativity Index*** 9.1
Brew Basics
Origin
This classic British ale is brewed at London’s oldest brewery, Fuller’s Griffin Brewery beside the Thames in Chiswick, a site where beer has been brewed for over 350 years
What’s so special?
Ample flavour to keep you interested; sufficient alcohol to keep you interesting; but not so mind-blowing that you forget to go back to the office after lunch
All that’s best about being British: a veritable Diamond Geezer in a glass!
More info: Fuller, Smith & Turner
* AI, or Alcoholic Index is a key parameter in the temporal equation defining (perceived) Drink Time. Ref. ‘Quantum Qorner’ Alcohol Induced Time Dilation Effect
** The official GTG product review rating scale:
Coal (pants) Charcoal (bearable) Gravel (average) Ash (good) Platinum (ace)
*** Westmalle Tripel Relativity Index: higher resolution drink-specific rating comparing beverages to the benchmark Westmalle Tripel, which itself rates the theoretical maximum of 10, with Platinum rated brews being in the range 9-10. More information under: ‘Featured Beverage’
Things to make your session even better…
Surprisingly, a perfect day isn’t just about drinking beer. A few little extras can make all the difference*. So we thought we would present you with a small selection of British delicacies to provide you with inspiration for the long weekend.. enjoy!
The GTG: maintaining standards!
 a good start |
 a hearty lunch |
 a refreshing thunderstorm |
 a VAT free snack |
 an alternative tipple |
 an essential curry |
* GTG Health Advice: please Eat Aware – remember: never eat on an empty stomach!
