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Stacey meets some horny guys

Sex and the Chippy

A modern girl’s guide to life, love and romance in Grey Town

Stacey Meets some horny guys

Originally published GTG Oct 2009

Naughty Boys

Bar Pandemonium, West End, Sat 31st Oct:

Sorry I aint bin writin much recently but I couldn’t be arsed. Me oliday in Acapulco was crap and I’ve split up with Mr B. Not cos he’s fat (and he is mind you) but cos he aint got no energy and a girl has needs you know

But things looked up at the weekend. I met this great guy at a Halloween party in town. Me and me mates Shazza, Coleen and Michelle all went as a gang. It was at a real posh place called Pandemonium and it was by the time we left! ;-) We’d all got some random text inviting us, we don’t know who from, but we never miss a party!

I noticed him straight away. He was with is mates and they was hot stuff. Real horny. He really got me going. Woke the devil in me!

His name was Lou, or Lu – I think – and he had lovely red eyes and his skin seemed to glow. His breath was a bit rough – like a week old vindaloo – but after two pints (of vodka – Ed) I didnt care! It was passion!

It was his mate Levi’s birthday. They said e was 9,000 years old! I told em not to take the piss. I might be from Grey Town but I ain’t stupid, but they said it was true. I think theyd ad too much to drink cos he didn’t look a day over 50 (ok, a rough 50).  Anyow they was a great bunch and we all got well bladdered. Coleen couldnt keep er ands off this little guy called Vetis. He said he wanted to show her his broom stick… like yea, when did he think we was born? But Coleen was up for it and they disappeared for half an hour. When they come back Coleen’s eyes was wide open – said she’d never ad a ride like that before! He was just grinning and showing his big shiny teeth

Anyow the bar ran out of booze at 5am but we still wanted to party. I wanted to go back to Lou’s place, but he said he didnt want to upset the neighbours. Bloody cheek! But I still like him.

Lou’s given me is number and I’m gonna text him!

See ya!
Stace :-)

Confused? Check out Hob’s Gob Oct 2009: Leviathan’s Halloween Birthday Bash

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